Scary :0
Scary :0
Scary :0
Damn, I guess I either have some lifestyle changes to make, or I've got to tell my wife I'm actually homosexual.
Because I'm not cutting my hair.
Although, I do like to feel pretty sometimes, so maybe it just knows something I don't yet?
The real pro gamer move is transitioning so you can tell your wife she's gay đ
Disclaimer: wife may not actually be gay.
She is definitely bi, and has said if I wanted to transition I have to make um.... a copy. First.
Um what?
She said I have to make a copy of my genitals with one of those silicone mold kits before I can get bottom surgery "then we can both enjoy it"
I was just trying to say it a bit more politely, my bad.
No, I understood what you meant. I just would be pretty offended if a partner said that to me. Like it literally feels gross to me.