Shitting in my post
Shitting in my post
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Man I was a heavy alcoholic for like 12 years. I don't take my shits for granted, every day I wake up regular and a work of art slides out my ass - i almost photographed it this morning. I'm seriously grateful for it.
Yall don't know what it's like having vodka shits for that long
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I used to dabble with opioids until I quit in like 2020 and the chronic constipation only stopped last summer. Regular shits both in interval and texture are what life is truly about.
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My brother's an alcoholic, doesn't eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me "HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!" Fuggin hilarious
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This is honestly one of the unintended benefits of being vegetarian that you can't always say in polite company. Haven't had a bad bm in years (except for self inflicted circumstances).
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Ok, this may be too much to ask....self inflicted?
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Ever asked for extra hot salsa at Chipotle on your burrito? Or eaten far, far too much cheese?
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How weird was that first proper shit when it started working properly down there, I forgot how a solid shit was supposed to feel, thought I was being attacked.
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