Neutronium would like a word.
Neutronium would like a word.
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Apparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
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But do you fit into that box? 🤔
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first, ya cut a hole in that box...
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I'm pretty sure you're about to break a lot of postal regulations.
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You know...
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can't mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn't really be live anymore and isn't cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
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You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
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Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
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Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn't handle.
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I have mixed feelings about this.
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Don't breathe this.
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