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Also do like nature and make males the more flamboyantly colored ones.
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spiderman should do a fan dance for gwen
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Unironically this.
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Spider-Man having a “wan sum fuk” moment would be glorious
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it's gotta be a peacock jumping spider: he puts on tapdance shoes and holds a colourful fan in each hand, then jumps and dances around gwen while stretching his arms above his head and shaking his hands as he slowly lowers them
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those are rats tho, so they'd basically just look the exact same
and that's why birds are superior
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Except for the massive balls on the males, insane body to ball ratio
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oh i have never seen a rat's balls so i wouldn't know
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Some examples stolen from the web
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH i have seen
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You are welcome :)
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