Thank God they're exempt from any gun control laws, and that defending yourself against these sweet angels in blue carries a massive mandatory sentence! You wouldn't want some sadistic fucks go around hurting people then having the legal system protect them!! Oh, wait...
I hated cops when I was a punk rock teenager and they were killjoys who wouldn't let my friends and I run rampant, drink, and party. 30 years later I'm a homeowner and a parent and I fucking hate cops so much more than I ever did during that period of my life