A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster
A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster
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So the Cyberfuck is:
- Not bulletproof
- Not waterproof
- Can't handle mud or snow
- Can't handle the sun
- Can't handle parking lots
Did I miss anything?
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Can rust even under ideal conditions
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Don't take it within 10 miles of the coast.
It activates dynamic "go brown and crumbly" safety feature on the outer panels.
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Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow
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Except it was literally was advertised as being as such.
https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesla-cybertruck-drives-through-water-real-world-wade-mode-test/
Last year, Musk claimed Tesla Cybertruck would be “waterproof enough” to serve as a boat and cross rivers:
Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes and even seas that aren’t too choppy.
Also let's not forget about how the tow hitch can't tow.
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They're pointing out the same thing as you. But yeah it's really dumb
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Its crazy to me that my little V4 Hyundai elantra is better at off roading than that hunk of junk.
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Not to be pedantic but it's a 4 cylinder not a v4. The cylinders are in a line so it would technically be an i4 for inline.
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Ahh mb. I dont know a ton about vehicles. I just know enough to fix most of my shit if it breaks.
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• fucking ugly
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