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Daily Discussion Thread: Wednesday, 26 February 2025

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Wondering how you'd all approach this:

I'm thinking about leaving a polite note? (rather than just shoot them dirty glares like they seem to prefer). Just saying something like "The singing is fine, but lets maybe be considerate of those around us with the volume and time of day of our performances"? We don't share walls or anything (this isn't Officer) but you can absolutely hear a neighbor fart in their backyard if you are in yours.
- I vote hose.
  
  Spoken like a man who understands the power of water. 🙏🏽
  
  +1 for Team Hose. Start with a nozzle set to a gentler spray pattern, but if noise persists, time to turn that dial to full-blast jet.
  
  she does it again at 9:30pm and it may just happen. Or a bluetooth speaker blasting Blink 182's Family Reunion.
- Print out the noise level requirements including times etc. from your council OR the EPA. Attach to a polite note from you saying you have a toddler that sleeps very lightly and would appreciate it if the noise could be limited after XX time. Leave in letterbox.
  If nothing happens, then record a loop of a brass band playing Colonel Bogey (look it up) at full volume, and play that over the fence whenever the noise level next door gets too loud too late. It's nearly the most offensive tune I know. Be aware that neighbourly noise disputes can lead to knife attacks, so I reckon starting softly is the way to go. They might not realise that this country has noise limits delineated by time. And a nice 'offishul' document might be a good starting point.
  
  Print out the noise level requirements including times etc. from your council OR the EPA. Attach to a polite note from you saying you have a toddler that sleeps very lightly and would appreciate it if the noise could be limited after XX time. Leave in letterbox.
  I'm no toddler but I did exactly that and it worked like a charm.
- Stand on something near the fence so your head is poking up. When she acknowledges you're there, she'll either run inside or listen to what you have to say which is when you give her a compliment sandwich. "We really like your singing but we have a small child inside that doesn't sleep too well. Can you please keep it down at night. Feel free to sing during the day. Keep up the good work".
  
  I dont think she'll understand me. I dont think any of them speak english at all. Thats why I thought of the note, They can translate it if they need to.
  
  Is she rapping in another language?
  
  yeah. None of it is English. I assume mandarin.
  
  Find out the words "too loud" in mandarin and shout them over the fence. Good luck.
- Record it and start listening to it around the house, loudly on the stereo.

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