Why not let workers live in the office?
Why not let workers live in the office?

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Why not let workers live in the office?

Why not let workers live in the office?
Why not let workers live in the office?
Oh, for fuck's sake. I started reading this thinking it was satire, and after it just kept going did I realize that this was serious, and not just some long-form ribbing.
We really need a term opposite to "eat the onion".
I really shat the yam on that one.
I don't know. I think the opposite of an onion would be an orange not a yam.
Well the opposite of eat would be barf, so, "horked the orange"?
Edit: a word
That works
I thought horking was snorting. Huh. I wonder whether that’s ever led to communication issues.