2d ago

What are some harmless, innocent gags, jokes or pranks people can pull regarding the ridiculous price of eggs lately?

I'll start with some ideas...

Hard boil a couple eggs, and write $1 on them. Then, next time you go into a store, offer to pay for your stuff with the eggs.
Try to get an insurance policy on a dozen eggs.
Try to pawn a dozen eggs.

Hey, if the egg prices are gonna be ridiculous, people might as well have a few lighthearted pranks for shits and giggles!

What ideas do you folks have?

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Go to a grocery store and go "psst, want to buy some quality merchandise?" to random people passing by. Then reveal the inside of your jacket lined with eggs.
- I figured you might like an update on my prank skills. I literally got my prank notarized at a bank, after asking to start a savings account with my two $10 eggs..
  https://lemmy.world/post/25284211
  
  LOL absolute legend.
  
  Yes, I'm horrible, but I got a number of good laughs!
  Feel free to share the completed meme...
  https://lemmy.world/post/25285662
- LOL, that loose idea crossed my mind too, right after I posted. Get on it, make it happen!
  I literally just got done boiling a few eggs for my #1 prank idea, still waiting for them to finish cooling and drying before labeling as $1.
  I also have a black trenchcoat, if only it was as cold outside as it was a couple weeks ago..
  
  What about adding "in nog we trust" or something along those lines. Depending on your artistic confidence, maybe also a portrait, but with a chicken head instead of a dead president lol
  
  And now the stage is set, tomorrow the pranks begin!
  https://lemmy.world/post/25203671
  
  LOL, sounds cute and fun and all, but honestly I've never done egg art or any art on awkward curved surfaces. I'll be glad if I just get decent handwriting when I write $1 like three times on each, so $1 is visible any which angle I show it.
  But I did go ahead and bust out all my best black clothes, including black shoes, hat, and trenchcoat for tomorrow. I just got out of the shower, soon to be time to label my dollar eggs...

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