Trudeau says not 'a snowball's chance' Canada would become part of U.S.

Reminder that the Canadian populace is about 1/10 of America's.

If in some freak alternate timeline where we actually to get absolved into the States, we 100% lose all autonomy as Canadians and our political preference would be thrown to the wayside and completely outvoted.

Sir or Madam, I present to you, Puerto Rico, a territory with no federal representation. may I also present to you the United Fruit Company and Nestle. or at least their model.

Canadians wouldn't have rights in the US, we'd live under a Quisling government for a hundred years or more while the territory is slowly "assimilated" into "American customs". while Corporations would pilfer the resources and workforce here at gunpoint. maybe after 80-100 years, a couple of small regions would be carved out into new states. but make no mistake, it'd be sold as a prosperous unificaiton, and the receipt would read "Military Occupation and bloody insurgency"