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  • I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

    • Woah, we got a real badass over here.

      • Nah, just got a lot of knives. Mostly use the Ka-bar for opening cat food and food packaging, because I have destroyed so many shitty folding knives. Also I use it for opening bottles.

        As for the artery thing I was going to make a choke about Musk having a weirdly thick neck but I forgot it and just kinda left the comment.

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