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If we don't know what electricity is or where it comes from... How do we make all those wires splurge a bunch of it into your church's organ where Mrs Abernathy plays the same two tunes every Sunday, eh?
The electrician was divinely inspired by God, obviously
The techpriests rigged it up after uttering a prayer to the Omnissiah
Priest: "Dear congregation, we have gathered here today to honor our Lord and Savior. Today's prayer is read by the 9 year old Kevin"
Kevin: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOD!"
Priest: "And skulls for the skull throne, Kevin. Very good. Thank you!"
Necessarily. It's the same dude that had already wired up the bulbs when God said "Let there be light" :D
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