Jake Paul beats Mike Tyson in manufactured mismatch as Father Time comes calling
Jake Paul beats Mike Tyson in manufactured mismatch as Father Time comes calling
Jake Paul won a unanimous decision by two scores of 79-73 and a 80-72 shutout as the former world champion was unable to land telling blows
Summary
Jake Paul defeated 58-year-old Mike Tyson in an eight-round boxing match, with unanimous scores of 79-73 and 80-72.
The bout, widely criticized as a “stunted show,” highlighted Tyson’s physical decline, including issues with sciatica, a stomach ulcer, and knee problems.
Tyson, once a feared heavyweight champion, struggled to compete, while Paul’s performance lacked effort and authenticity.
Fans, initially supportive of Tyson, grew disenchanted, booing by the final rounds.
Tyson dismissed the fight’s significance beforehand, rejecting the concept of legacy as meaningless. The event was seen as a cynical, contrived spectacle.
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Now I can go back to never thinking about Jake Paul again.
Until he runs for office or Trump puts him in his cabinet.
Look, I don't believe in manifesting, but I still think we should be a little cautious
There is a non-zero chance of this happening, unfortunately.
The last decade or so has really taught me to avoid saying the words "that will never happen."
Don't you think that into existance Matt! Take it back!
Oh he'll definitely be President at some point, that's a given.
Next week he's digging up Muhammad Ali for Disney+.
I saw hat flesh gits too!