Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 6 October 2025
Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
I got this AMAZING OPPORTUNITY in my inbox, because once your email appears on a single published paper you're forever doomed to garbage like this (transcript at the end):
Highlights:
Addresses me as Dr. I'm not a doctor. I checked, and apparently Dr. Muhhamad Imran Qureshi indeed has a PhD and is a lecturer at Teesside University International Business School (link to profile). His recent papers include a bunch of blockchain bullshit. Tesside University appears to be a legit UK university, although I'm not sure how legit the Business School is (or how legit any Business School can be, really).
Tells us their research is so shit that using wisdom woodchippers actually increases their accuracy.
One of the features is "publication support", so this might be one of those scams where you pay an exorbitant fee to get "published" in some sketchy non-peer-reviewed journal.
One of the covered AI tools is Microsoft Excel. If you were wondering if "AI" had any meaning.
Also, by god, are there so many different ChatGPT clones now? I haven't heard most of those names. I kinda hope they're as AI as Excel is.
I'm not sure which would be worse, this being a scam, or them legit thinking this brings value to the world and believing they're helping anyone.
transcript
Email titled Revolutionize Your Research: AI-Powered Systematic Literature Review Master Class
Online course on writing
AI-Powered Systematic Literature Review
Register Now:
Dear Dr. [REDACTED],
we're reaching out because we believe our AI-Powered Systematic Review Masterclass could be a game-changer for your research. As someone who's passionate about research writing, we know the challenges of conducting thorough and efficient systematic reviews.
Key takeaways:
AI-powered prompt engineering for targeted literature searches
Crafting optimal research questions for AI analysis
Intelligent data curation to streamline your workflow
Leveraging AI for literature synthesis and theory development
Join our Batch 4 and discover how AI can help you:
Save time by automating repetitive tasks
Improve accuracy with AI-driven analysis
Gain a competitive edge with innovative research methods
Enrollment is now open! Don't miss this opportunity to take your systematic review skills to the next level.
Key Course Details:
Course Title: AI-Powered Systematic Literature Reviews Master Class
Live interaction + recording = Learning that fits your life
Dates: October 13, 2024, to November 3, 2024
Live Session Schedule: Every Sunday at 2 PM UK time (session recordings will be accessible).
Duration: Four Weeks
Platform: Zoom
Course Fee: GBP 100
Certification: Yes
Trainer: Dr. Muhammad Imran Qureshi
Key features
Asynchronous learning
Video tutorials
Live sessions with access to recordings
Research paper Templates
Premade Prompts for Systematic Literature Review
Exercise Files
Publication support
The teaching methodology will offer a dynamic learning experience, featuring live sessions every Saturday via Zoom for a duration of four weeks. These sessions will provide an interactive platform for engaging discussions, personalised feedback, and the opportunity to connect with both the course instructor and fellow participants.
Moreover, our diverse instructional approach encompasses video tutorials, interactive engagements, and comprehensive feedback loops, ensuring a well-rounded and immersive learning experience.
Certification
Upon successful completion of the course, participants will receive certification from the Association of Professional Researchers and Academicians UK, validating their mastery of AI-enabled methodologies for conducting comprehensive and insightful literature reviews.