What opinions do you have that you consider (shallow && pedantic)?
On accident
I kind of can't take people seriously when they say On accident, I don't know or care if its more or less grammatical, it sounds like a child sputtering in my mind. It should be By accident or accidentally
Socks and slides is only acceptable footwear for taking the bin to the kerb or checking the mailbox. If you're wearing them in public I immediately assume you are a classless dumbass and your opinion on anything is irrelevant.
I've never seen the word 'slide' used like that here. I was debating over whether it was something more sock-like or more like a slip-on shoe or sandal before googling it.