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Ukraine-Russia Megathread 3
Ukraine-Russia Megathread 3
Being told this is fairly reliable for info on the situation in Ukraine. let me know if it isn't. https://liveuamap.com/
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Alright guys. Here's the truth.
Kyiv has fallen, Putin is dead, thousands of Russian troops are dead and morale is low, Zelensky was last seen parachuting out of a cargo plane with a briefcase full of money,
Russia only had somewhere between 2,000 to 1.25 million troops left to spare. Things are going so well for Ukraine they decided to conscript 60 year olds as a prank.
In a surprising turn of events the Kyiv airport has been seized by joint Ukraine-Russian forces after what can only be described as "mole men" burst out from under the tarmac.
Go to /r/worldnews for more reliable information
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2,000 to 1.25 million troops
Ah, I see we're going for the victims of communism level of accuracy.
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lower estimate: maybe a few million people due to industrialization and purges and famines that happened under capitalist countries too, and killing landlords in China
higher estimate: well, if you include every egg and sperm cell that wasn't born due to these people dying, then the death toll is in the trillionsto be unbiased, we will take the average and say that 100 billion people have died due to communism
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edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
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I wish I could afford an award for you kind sir
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