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Idiot that doesn't know how to zipper merge

Mystery smell in the fridge

Friendly neighborhood cat

All the clocks in your house showing the exact same time

Strip club with a depressing name

RMS posts about a hallucinogenic drug

Illegible graffiti

Every light on your commute is green

Pouring a cup of coffee without spilling some over the edge of the carafe

Running down a set of stairs with a specific cadence, where your balls give you an audible round of applause for the effort

Rehearsing a hypothetical argument while in the shower, in which you say all the right things

Your Barbie beach towel slung over the back of your mom's bent wood cane rocking chair

Right as you're about to leave work you realize you have to poop

Sad Sarah McLachlan commercial

Having to throw away the eggs you just bought at Costco before using them

Opening a wrapped gift without tearing the paper or pulling the art off with the tape

A fresh, plastic produce bag refusing entry to a frustrated shopper

Microwaving frozen garlic bread and making the whole house smell like slot car racers

Waking up to your beautiful wife, or someone else's

Watch a movie, and you can hear the camera running