"Offroading"
Yet Another Showcase of the Swastidumster's Incredible Reliability
Cucktruck trying to fit in
The Swastidumpster is the Ultimate Farm Vehicle
Big surprise!
Only the Most Secure of Men Purchase the Swastidumpster
New study reveals critical flaw in Tesla's self-driving tech: 'Little evidence it makes driving safer'
Parking is tough!
Still bought it...
The Swastidumpster has a Mighty Frame
Buy the ticket, take the ride!
Built as strong as elmo
People travelled for hours. Queued round the block. To smash a Tesla to bits. We’re turning it into art and selling it to raise money for food banks.
The Swastidumpster Annihilating a Bollard While Attempting to turn
Still bought it when elmo was a known POS!
The Swastdumpster has the Most Patriotic Exterior of any Vehicle (Art by Benjamin Slyngstad)
Real advertising
Allegedly Elon contacted Reddit and got /r/cyberstuck shut down
Yet Another Show of the Swastidumpster's Exceptional Reliability
Get yours now!